These unwritten rules are being WRITTEN so they become official.

Please follow the following rules:

• Always add an “S” to the end of store names. Example: “I’m going to buy a new phone charger at Best Buys.”
• It’s okay to run red lights in downtown Detroit after midnight.
• Ketchup is prohibited on Coney’s.
• Never eat fish caught in the Detroit River.
• Your 19th birthday must be celebrated in Windsor.
• It’s pop. Say soda and you’ll be exiled to Ohio.
• The Lions WILL win the Super Bowl until mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.
• “Up North” is anywhere north of the thumb.