These unwritten rules are being WRITTEN so they become official.
Please follow the following rules:
- Always add an “S” to the end of store names. Example: “I’m going to buy a new phone charger at Best Buys.”
- It’s okay to run red lights in downtown Detroit after midnight.
- Ketchup is prohibited on Coney’s.
- Never eat fish caught in the Detroit River.
- Your 19th birthday must be celebrated in Windsor.
- It’s pop. Say soda and you’ll be exiled to Ohio.
- The Lions WILL win the Super Bowl until mathematically eliminated from playoff contention.
- “Up North” is anywhere north of the thumb.